The Special Elf

The Special Elf desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often put on his head. It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is awesome. A toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Special Elf carried a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Elf always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Special Elf desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Elf found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Special Elf desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey being the item opted for.