The Different Elf

The Different Elf owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Different Elf desperately searched for a helmet that they would put up their bum. It would have been an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be amazing. A helmet being the item selected.

The Different Elf often carried a can of Tango to sit and look at. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Different Elf always had with them a dildo to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Different Elf desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Different Elf always carried a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be exciting. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.