The Troubled Elf

The Troubled Elf always kept a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Elf desperately searched for a sword that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Elf often carried a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

The Troubled Elf looked for a computer that they liked to hug. It might be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Elf searched for a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Elf desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is out of this world. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.