The Confused Elf

The Confused Elf needed a lava lamp that they would drop. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Confused Elf desperately wanted a dildo that they would smash. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A dildo is the thing to choose.

The Confused Elf desperately craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Confused Elf craved for a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Confused Elf desperately needed a little monkey that they would smash. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A little monkey being the thing selected.

The Confused Elf desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would embrace. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.