A Weary Elf

A Weary Elf craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A bag of poop of all things.

A Weary Elf wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

A Weary Elf owned a stapler that they would smash. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen item.

A Weary Elf desired a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat of all things.

A Weary Elf needed a big sponge that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

A Weary Elf desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the item selected.