The Adorable Elf

The Adorable Elf often carried a sword that they sometimes experiment on. It was an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Elf wanted a sword that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sword of all things.

The Adorable Elf always had with them a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Elf found a can of Tango to break. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Adorable Elf desired a bottle of coke that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Adorable Elf carried a cup that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a cup being the item selected.