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in #elf • 27 days ago

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His Cute Elf desperately desired a melon to embrace. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Cute Elf owned a bat that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat of all things.

His Cute Elf needed a vibrator to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Elf desperately craved for a spade that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

His Cute Elf searched for a teapot that they would hug. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be fun. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

His Cute Elf had a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. A vibrator was the item that was selected.

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