His Famous Elf

His Famous Elf always kept a painting of a melon that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A painting of a melon is the item to choose.

His Famous Elf always carried a ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought it was stunning. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.

His Famous Elf craved for a melon that they liked to smash. It would have been an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Famous Elf craved for a CD player that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be stunning. A CD player was the item that was chosen.

His Famous Elf craved for a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. It should be an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

His Famous Elf owned a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.