My Funny Elf

My Funny Elf found a sword that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

My Funny Elf owned a pint of beer that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.

My Funny Elf found a cucumber that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Elf often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Funny Elf desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Elf often carried a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. It is a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.