A Handsome Elf

A Handsome Elf needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Elf searched for a bag of poop to eat. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Handsome Elf desperately wanted a condom to experiment on. This seems to be an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Handsome Elf needed a rubber johnny to embrace. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

A Handsome Elf wanted a bottle of wine that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Handsome Elf looked for a big sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to choose.