A Cute Elf

A Cute Elf desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

A Cute Elf wanted a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. It would have been a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

A Cute Elf had a cucumber that they would often put on his head. It would be a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

A Cute Elf desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a melon is the item to choose.

A Cute Elf found a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

A Cute Elf looked for a block of cheese that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. A block of cheese was the chosen item.