The Determined Elf

The Determined Elf desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to share. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Determined Elf carried a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Determined Elf always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Determined Elf desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Determined Elf craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Determined Elf desired a dildo that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.