The Silly Elf

The Silly Elf searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Elf desperately needed a hat to demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Silly Elf desired a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Silly Elf always had with them a pen that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

The Silly Elf found a block of cheese that they would play with. It was a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Silly Elf carried a melon to eat. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.