A Brainy Elf

A Brainy Elf found a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a surprising action, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Brainy Elf had a teapot that they would throw. It should have been a strange thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was selected.

A Brainy Elf always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Elf had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

A Brainy Elf wanted a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

A Brainy Elf searched for a set square that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.