Her Angry Elf

Her Angry Elf desperately wanted a tomato to annihilate It is an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

Her Angry Elf had a crown that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a crown was the chosen item.

Her Angry Elf needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Her Angry Elf had a spade that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Her Angry Elf desperately needed a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Her Angry Elf always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.