My Green Elf

My Green Elf searched for a CD player to hug. This seems a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

My Green Elf carried a pencil sharpener that they would worship. It should have been a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

My Green Elf wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a funny activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

My Green Elf owned a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It should have been a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Green Elf had a CD player that they would often drop. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

My Green Elf desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.