Famous Elf

Famous Elf owned a condom to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

Famous Elf wanted a computer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Famous Elf owned a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Famous Elf wanted a rubber chicken to embrace. This seems a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Famous Elf desired a crown that they would often embrace. It might be an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was amazing. A crown of all things.

Famous Elf often carried a pencil sharpener to drop. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.