His Different Elf

His Different Elf always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

His Different Elf needed a condom that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Different Elf had a big sponge that they would often drop. It is a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Different Elf desperately desired a big sponge that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A big sponge of all things.

His Different Elf always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Different Elf found a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.