The Angry Elf

The Angry Elf desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Angry Elf desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. This is certainly an original thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Angry Elf desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Elf desperately searched for a block of cheese to rub on his belly. It might be an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Angry Elf often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Angry Elf craved for a teapot that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a teapot being the item selected.