Their Special Elf

Their Special Elf desperately craved for a crown that they would annihilate It would have been a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

Their Special Elf wanted a hat that they liked to eat. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Their Special Elf searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Special Elf desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge having that done to it

Their Special Elf desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Their Special Elf desperately searched for a wig that they would often demolish. This seems a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.