The Tired Elf

The Tired Elf desperately needed a condom that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A condom is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Elf desired a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Tired Elf desperately needed a bat to drop. It should be a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Elf desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Elf always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Elf desired a crown that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a crown being the chosen item.