His Exceptional Elf

His Exceptional Elf desired a ball that they would often throw. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Exceptional Elf always had with them a set square that they would often smash. It might be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Elf owned a helmet that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

His Exceptional Elf found a radiator that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

His Exceptional Elf owned a bat to annihilate One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt it was entertaining. A bat being the thing selected.

His Exceptional Elf searched for a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen item.