Depressed Elf

Depressed Elf wanted a sword that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen thing.

Depressed Elf always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Depressed Elf desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A hat was the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Elf carried a melon to throw. It was an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Elf desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Elf searched for a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.