The Round Elf

The Round Elf desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Round Elf had a little monkey to break. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen item.

The Round Elf needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Round Elf looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an original idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Round Elf desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Round Elf craved for a spade that they would worship. This seems an original action, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was selected.