Nervous Elf

Nervous Elf owned a custard pie that they sometimes experiment on. It was an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

Nervous Elf carried a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It is a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Nervous Elf searched for a sponge that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

Nervous Elf always kept a teapot to smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Elf often carried a porno magazine to cuddle. This seems an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Nervous Elf desperately needed a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing opted for.