Her Stupid Elf

Her Stupid Elf desperately looked for a mug that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Elf always carried a computer that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Elf looked for a CD player that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Elf often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Her Stupid Elf always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Elf had a cucumber that they liked to drop. It is a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was fun. A cucumber would be the thing that was selected.