Confused Elf

Confused Elf always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. It should be a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Elf desperately desired a bag of poop to break. It should have been a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Confused Elf often carried a painting of a melon that they would often drop. It was a strange idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon of all things.

Confused Elf desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Confused Elf found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Confused Elf desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.