His Lucky Elf

His Lucky Elf always carried a rubber chicken that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Elf craved for a helmet that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

His Lucky Elf desperately craved for a hat that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a hat is the item to opt for.

His Lucky Elf found a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

His Lucky Elf searched for a condom that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

His Lucky Elf had a spade that they would sit and look at. One might say this is an original action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.