Their Magical Elf

Their Magical Elf found a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Their Magical Elf looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A bottle of beer of all things.

Their Magical Elf desperately craved for a dildo to worship. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was stunning. Strangely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Their Magical Elf often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Their Magical Elf needed a chocolate bar that they would often throw. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Magical Elf desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A cucumber was the item that was opted for.