His Boring Elf

His Boring Elf often carried a rubber chicken to demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Elf desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often play with. This seems a strange activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was magnificent. A bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

His Boring Elf desperately craved for a chocolate bar to share. It is considered to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Boring Elf desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Elf carried a tomato that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.