His Grumpy Elf

His Grumpy Elf desperately wanted a sponge to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Elf desperately searched for a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a weird action, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator of all things.

His Grumpy Elf always kept a cup that they would often throw. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to select.

His Grumpy Elf wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Elf always carried a painting of a melon that they would smash. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Elf always kept a rubber johnny to experiment on. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was spectacular. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.