His Retarded Elf

His Retarded Elf often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen item.

His Retarded Elf desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.

His Retarded Elf searched for a little monkey to demolish. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Elf carried a stapler to break. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Elf searched for a computer that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing to opt for.

His Retarded Elf wanted a magic 8 ball that they would play with. This might appear to be a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.