The Foolish Elf

The Foolish Elf always had with them a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Elf had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Elf always carried a dildo that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Elf desperately looked for a bag of flour to worship. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Foolish Elf had a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. It is considered to be an original thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Elf looked for a vibrator to hug. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.