His Blue Elf

His Blue Elf carried a computer that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.

His Blue Elf carried a wig that they would often break. It should have been a weird action, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a wig would be the chosen thing.

His Blue Elf always carried a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A set square is the thing to opt for.

His Blue Elf always kept a condom that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

His Blue Elf owned a bag of flour to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Blue Elf needed a condom that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.