Their Bum Loving Elf

Their Bum Loving Elf desired a spade that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Elf needed a wig that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Elf desperately desired a can of coke that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke having that done to it

Their Bum Loving Elf had a rubber johnny to experiment on. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Elf always had with them a mug that they would sleep with. It is a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a mug is the thing to select.

Their Bum Loving Elf craved for a computer that they liked to play with. It was a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is awesome. A computer being the chosen item.