The Lovely Elf

The Lovely Elf desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a strange idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

The Lovely Elf wanted a radiator that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Elf desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Lovely Elf desired a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It was an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Elf found a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Elf desired a piece of paper to throw. This could be considered a strange idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.