Their Crazy Elf

Their Crazy Elf desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crazy Elf found a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Their Crazy Elf had a teapot that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Their Crazy Elf carried a CD player that they sometimes demolish. It might have been an original undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player being the thing opted for.

Their Crazy Elf always had with them a tomato to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item selected.

Their Crazy Elf craved for a mug to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderful. Honestly, a mug being the item selected.