His Chinese Elf

His Chinese Elf often carried a radiator to try to nail to the wall. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Elf found a bottle of coke to share. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Elf desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

His Chinese Elf always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was miraculous. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

His Chinese Elf desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

His Chinese Elf desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.