Their Scary Elf

Their Scary Elf always carried a sword to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Scary Elf desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Scary Elf desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Scary Elf always carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

Their Scary Elf always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Their Scary Elf desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.