The Lonely Elf

The Lonely Elf always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Elf often carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Lonely Elf desired a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Elf desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown having that done to it

The Lonely Elf desperately craved for a porno magazine that they liked to share. It would have been a weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Elf looked for a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.