The Talented Elf

The Talented Elf desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Talented Elf always carried a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Talented Elf needed a computer that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a computer being the item selected.

The Talented Elf found a bag of poop to smash. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Elf desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Talented Elf often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be epic. A can of Tango being the chosen thing.