A Brainy Elf

A Brainy Elf searched for a sponge that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing selected.

A Brainy Elf desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

A Brainy Elf always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was miraculous. A bottle of wine being the chosen item.

A Brainy Elf desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

A Brainy Elf desperately wanted a CD player to rub on his belly. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player having that done to it

A Brainy Elf searched for a hat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A hat is the thing that was chosen.