The Magical Elf

The Magical Elf looked for a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Elf desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Magical Elf carried a custard pie that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Elf had a set of lego that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Magical Elf craved for a wig that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered it was out of this world. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

The Magical Elf found a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.