Her Funny Elf

Her Funny Elf always had with them a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a wig of all things.

Her Funny Elf needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Her Funny Elf desperately searched for a spade to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was spectacular. A spade being the item opted for.

Her Funny Elf wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Her Funny Elf always had with them a set square to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the item selected.

Her Funny Elf often carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.