My Red Elf

My Red Elf craved for a piece of paper to put on his head. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be sublime. A piece of paper having that done to it

My Red Elf always had with them a wig that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a different action, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was chosen.

My Red Elf always kept a condom that they would often break. It might have been an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

My Red Elf desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It might be an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Red Elf desired a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

My Red Elf wanted a radiator to throw. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the chosen thing.