My Exciting Elf

My Exciting Elf desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a new action, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. A set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It is an original thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Elf always carried a CD player that they sometimes play with. It is a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be simply life. Strangely, a CD player is the item to select.

My Exciting Elf needed a condom that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Exciting Elf desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

My Exciting Elf desperately desired a cheese grater that they would break. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.