His Troubled Elf
His Troubled Elf found a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.
His Troubled Elf had a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.
His Troubled Elf needed a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.
His Troubled Elf desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is spectacular. A Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.
His Troubled Elf desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.
His Troubled Elf always carried a dildo that they would often cuddle. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.
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