A Eccentric Elf

A Eccentric Elf desperately desired a condom that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

A Eccentric Elf looked for a spade that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

A Eccentric Elf always carried a cup to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

A Eccentric Elf owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Eccentric Elf had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Eccentric Elf desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.