His Jolly Elf

His Jolly Elf always had with them a CD player that they liked to eat. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Elf wanted a porno magazine to throw. It would be a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item selected.

His Jolly Elf craved for a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It was an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

His Jolly Elf desired a set of lego to hug. This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

His Jolly Elf always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

His Jolly Elf always kept a bat that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.