His Blue Elf

His Blue Elf wanted a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be out of this world. Honestly, a set square is the thing to choose.

His Blue Elf wanted a helmet that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a helmet is the item to opt for.

His Blue Elf found a lava lamp that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Blue Elf wanted a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Elf desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Elf desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the chosen item.